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froggyphevoli: This video was made by letsrevitup for me and icantcarryonyouignorantslut. Go read the video description on YouTube for an explanation on how it came about, but I think itâ€™s great even out of context. THE BATTLE FOR TUMBLR (Featuring

hitmeharrder: ariaonthefloor: hitmeharrder: breakinggag: hitmeharrder: Read my full description of events! www.masochistme.wordpress.com It’s a little bit epic. it’s fucking BIG epic! if you’re more moved by the harder stuff followers read

The Schmidt Pain Index was first devised by entomologist Justin Schmidt in 1984. It rates the bites and stings of insects in terms of pain, on a scale of 0 up to 4, and over the years the accompanying descriptions have begun to read more and more like

piupiu-littlebird: kiokushitaka: chalve: kiokushitaka: since there’s apparently some sort of confusion on the matter (read: people are idiots) also, ppl need to get reminded about linking the artist in description since many doesn’t do it. i’d

ms-hanacastillo: Sniff Sniff- So beautiful 。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ It is a nice fanfic, if you want to watch it enters with the author of the image and read the description. Author of the picture: Glaceau Picture(remember read the description

ThePornBro got a good laugh when he read the description for this site, it read.. “It’s a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at it’s layout.” Are you distracted yet? ThePornBro

incorrect19days: —PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE CONTINUING— this is very NSFW. graphic descriptions of 2 people having what might seem like non-consensual sex, although i assure you it is in fact, consensual. please do not read this if you don’t want

desires2btied: After he had her secured, he read her the Craigslist ad he had ready to post. He titled it “Help me live out my fantasy.” The ad had her exact description and the gps coordinates to the area he tied her up deep in the woods of a public

lineralangohr: “…And then she just left me on read, can you believe it?”(meme template by @eekahchu and the screenshot is the video description of Resident Evil: Village - Part 13)

ayellowbirds:moniquill:Image description: a series of tweets from Randi Jo Dalton, reading,“As a Mohawk librarian, when I defend audiobooks, it’s personal. My people were telling stories orally long before stories came packaged in book form. There

jayecho: Busts done on today’s stream based on @incaseart‘s race, the puazi. When I saw the description for them and read puazi. I had to do it. InCase is the god of shorstacks and BJs. so I had to honor this before anyone else ont he team! Thank

BREAKING: 16 Horrifying Excerpts From the Torture Report That the CIA Doesn't Want You to See [TW: Extremely Graphic Content, READER DISCRETION STRONGLY ADVISED] *NOTE: This post is not for the squeamish.

ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “better than canon, that’s not bragging it’s a low hurdle”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Building a castle out of shit

ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “friendship is hard, Relating to other humans is hard, Money can’t buy you friends, but it sure can buy you their resentment after you come back from the dead after several years”] The AO3 Tag of

ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “canon is a matter of opinion”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: And my opinion is “fuck it”

ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “yes there is sexual content, no I did not intend for it to happen”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: When the first date goes surprisingly well

white-throated-packrat: ungodlyobsessions: moistnoodles: i-march-mello: danim4ux: THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985 THAT IS MAHOGANY I thought this was a joke until I read the description WHAT HTE FCUK It’s

criticalfeministcorgi: [Image description: head of a corgi on alternating pink and blue background. Text above reads “‘Women should be flattered when they are catcalled’”. Bottom text reads “Ah yes, feeling unsafe, it’s so wonderful! i love

ao3tagoftheday: The AO3 Tag of the Day is: When those pesky feelings emerge [Image Description: Tags reading “porn without plot, pwp, it was just porn and then there were feelings”]

allrightfine: Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside,

ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “in this house we beat canon with a socket wrench, & rifle through its pockets for a desired timeline”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Let it bleed out in an alley when you’re done

copperbadge:The real tragedy wrought by the Ever Given’s accident is still unfolding.[Description: An image of the Ever Given cargo barge in the distance; the image is tagged “Suez Canal”. The headline beneath it reads “UK facing garden gnome

While I’m wary of trusting the episode descriptions after the most recent episode, I’m looking forward to the episode “Beach Party” as it sounds very interesting. I’ve been wanting to see the Gems interact with people other

I just realized (because I get too excited when I read about SU and tend to miss obvious things) that the Steven Universe comic is described as being “presented in a zinelike format of minicomics, recipes, games, and more” which sounds

people who comment at me about nonbinary identities being hilariously ridiculous as if I, an openly nonbinary person who has their pronouns right at the top of their blog description, am going to agree with them just baffle me. Like, learn to read the

scope-dogg: suburbsclone: WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY. YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FUCKER

marble-soda: Dragon Adopt! PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION It ends in 2 days! - November 18 - 07:00 p.m. Check the countdown below c: Time countdown-If somebody bids in the last 30 minutes of the bid, the bidding will continue 30 minutes extra per bid,

marble-soda: Dragon Adopt! PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION It ends in 2 days! - November 18 - 07:00 p.m. Check the countdown below c: Time countdown-If somebody bids in the last 30 minutes of the bid, the bidding will continue 30 minutes extra per bid,

whyisthisracistpersonsodumb: ave-atque-vale: [Image description: screenshot of Facebook photo and its comment page. Photo shows white girl displaying mehndi on her hands. The relevant comment reads, “Love it! I like how it looks on people with light

thegirlwithcaramelskin: black—lamb: octoberacid: broadlybrazen: [Image description: screenshot of Facebook photo and its comment page. Photo shows white girl displaying mehndi on her hands. The relevant comment reads, “Love it! I like how

muura: snartha: muura: my friend sara posted this photo of a paprika core on her instagram and was like “hehe looks like a monster”so ofc i drew it“prii” is the sound it makes I read the description before I saw the drawing and was like

dawnime: It was then that you read the description of a strange coin and realize Xür is collecting dildos

nonbinarypastels: [Image Description: A picture of a brown brick wall with text that reads “it’s okay to be both agender and androgynous. you’re not doing anything wrong by presenting in an androgynous way or for having a ‘stereotypical’ agender

themostdangerouspastime: brainstatic: This is the best description of South Park (and their brand of apathetic conservatism) I ever read. After reading this post several times I can’t help but be amused how it exists as a tacit justification for

womanistgamergirl: [Image description: Tweet from Operation Ferguson (@OpFerguson). It reads: We’ve a special request from the Brown Family to the entire Internet: Please remove any pics of Mike Brown laying prone when he was shot.]

sapphicrevan: famicompro: [video description: the dance sequence from LMFAO’s “Sexy And I Know It” set to the tune of Boney M.’s “Rasputin”. Below that is a gif of flaming letters that read “Same Mother Fucking BPM Babey”]

agoutirex: brainstatic: This is the best description of South Park (and their brand of apathetic conservatism) I ever read. That’s hitting it square on the head. I’ve haven’t watched South Park in years, but I enjoyed it back in the day,

genderqueerpositivity: (Image description: white text on a bright blue background which reads “It’s okay to be ‘they’.” There is a border of sunflower emojis above and below the text.)

worn-onmysleeve: octoberacid: broadlybrazen: [Image description: screenshot of Facebook photo and its comment page. Photo shows white girl displaying mehndi on her hands. The relevant comment reads, “Love it! I like how it looks on people with

maybeinabluemoon: quizás, quizás, quizás I feel this is a good description of home life for Xan & Meryn.Xan reading a book (it wouldn’t be a magazine) and Meryn just wandering around in the nude in front of open windows.Yep.@embergale

owning-my-truth: [image description: Picture of prison inmates walking behind a fence, text reads, “The concept of prisons for profit is wrong because it creates a demand for prisoners” from TheOriginalSinThesis.Com]

orwellsunderpants:soberscientistlife:[image description: tweet by Matthew @CrowsFault that reads “People speak of hope as if it is this delicate, ephemeral thing made of whispers and spider’s webs. It’s not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her

aspiealligator: [Image description: Background of several pie-style triangles in alternating shades of green with the head of an alligator superimposed over it. Text reads: LIGHT IN THE BATHROOM MAKES A BUZZING NOISE. STAY UP ALL NIGHT BECAUSE YOU

deaf-aspie: aspiealligator: [Image description: Background of several pie-style triangles in alternating shades of green with the head of an alligator superimposed over it. Text reads: “LOVES BEING ALONE, HATES BEING LONELY.”] Mai life.

worn-onmysleeve: octoberacid: broadlybrazen: [Image description: screenshot of Facebook photo and its comment page. Photo shows white girl displaying mehndi on her hands. The relevant comment reads, “Love it! I like how it looks on people with

worn-onmysleeve: octoberacid: broadlybrazen: [Image description: screenshot of Facebook photo and its comment page. Photo shows white girl displaying mehndi on her hands. The relevant comment reads, “Love it! I like how it looks on people with

fuckyeahtattoos: This is my tattoo all healed up. It’s looking great.For those of you who didn’t get to read my description before. I’m a cosmetologist. I wanted a twist on the plain ol’ shear tattoo, so here it is. http://www.ladylikeme.tumblr.com

1950sunlimited: A Christmas Swim, 1955 Photographer Slim Aarons took this picture of his wife Rita enjoying a swim amid a poolful of sparkling christmas ornaments. when reading the description of this image it said Two children play in the background.

myowndunya: octoberacid: broadlybrazen: [Image description: screenshot of Facebook photo and its comment page. Photo shows white girl displaying mehndi on her hands. The relevant comment reads, “Love it! I like how it looks on people with light

musicalhell:tropesarenotbad:danandphilnews:[image description: a printed out flyer with the picture of a sleeping grey tabby cat on it. It has text on it that reads:Muffin disclaimerSo you’ve ordered a muffin! We hope you’re up for a challenge.Our

natalya-rostov-deactivated20220:plumslices:I fucking. love him. [Video Description: A tiktok of a man replying to a comment by @/heatherblue50, that reads: I love parenting. I hope you consider it at some point in life. It really stretches you to grow

whatlovelybooks: hermoine-or-worse-expelled: Question. Yeah. Who’s bright idea was it to put book reviews on the back of the book instead of, oh I don’t know, the book description? Another question: does anyone actually read those book reviews

kiokushitaka: chalve: kiokushitaka: since there’s apparently some sort of confusion on the matter (read: people are idiots) also, ppl need to get reminded about linking the artist in description since many doesn’t do it. i’d like to add: posting

accessfashion:ansitru:Say it with flowers 🌻🌷Crosstitch patterns in my shop[image description: three pieces of pixel art. Each has text in the center and an arc of flowers and objects underneath. The first image has black text that reads: “don’t

“Lucina put her arm about Severa’s waist awkwardly, so the entire world could see her horrible taste in women and clothes on display.”when i read…. that line…. i litera ll y lost m y shit the most perfect description of this

kiokushitaka: chalve: kiokushitaka: since there’s apparently some sort of confusion on the matter (read: people are idiots) also, ppl need to get reminded about linking the artist in description since many doesn’t do it. i’d like to add: posting

lovewithagirl:necroluminescent:It’s true and you should say it. [image description: a screenshot of a tweet by Michael Kennedy, @/MichaelKenKen, from 9:37 PM on June 9th 2021. The tweet reads as follows:‘“No kink at Pride.” “Writers writing

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